Chapter 1: Welcome to Paltalk

The Sun shined in on a bedroom filled with a vast collection of teenage paraphernalia. The bottle of baby oil shone like a flame next to the sleeping boy. The light awoke him, and he sat up with a blank look. Suddenly memories from the night before flashed through his head. " Paltalk... why was I on there last night?" He ran his hand through his hair and looked up. There on his ceiling was a lone sticker with the Newgrounds logo on it. Suddenly, he remembered why. " The Redesign! I was waiting for it!" The boy quickly hopped out of his bed and landed in his computer seat. He pushed the power button and the Windows XP logo appeared. "Welcome Matt." His desktop was ready for action.

He double clicked the firefox icon and a message appeared."You quit firefox unexpectedly in you last login. Would you like to restore your session?" Matt clicked yes and several tabs in the browser appeared. "Myspace, Hotmail, and Nick.com? My brother has been using my computer..." He Quickly exited Myspace and Nick.com. He logged into his hotmail account and began to check his inbox. "Spam, Spam, Spam, hey, free penis pills!" Matt clicked the link and instead of a sea of spam there was a picture of a man streching his ass open and a voice booming, "HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN" Matt quickly exited the browser and grabbed his chest."Jesus that scared the shit out of me! I hope nobody hea-" Matt heard a knock at his door."Matthew are you okay? It sounds like you are looking at gay porn." Matt bagan to sweat he quickly responded,"No mom, it was just Goatse!" There was a moment of silence and Matt heard fading footsteps. Matt sighed as he put away his copy of "Dan Malo Monthly"

Matt wiped the sweat from his brow and Double clicked the Paltalk Icon. The paltalk browser appeared and he typed up his username and password and the little bar saying "Logging into Paltalk" filled. Matt typed in Newgrounds in the search bar and turned on the adult feature. Matt clicked the "NG Fan room" which had an alarming number of users online. When the room opened up matt was welcomed to the Karaoke stylings of Burnizoid and a bunch of users saying,"WADE WHEN IS THE LAYOUT GOING TO BE DONE?!?" Matt broke a smile and said," Looks like Wade brought his whole myspace friends list."