Chapter3: The Realm of Newgrounds

Tom opens his eyes and he's lying in a bed next to April. He quickly sits up and looks around the room. Their bed is a luscious queen sized bed with satin sheets, the frame seems to be covered with real gold, and the room has a painting of Pico killing Kassandra.

"What the hell is this...?" Suddenly a bunch of men in black and white suit surrounded the bed. Tom woke April up and pointed to the men. She wiped her eyes and looked again. They were as real as Tom's breast implants. One of the soldiers walked up to the bed and saluted Tom. "Good Cock Joking morning sir!" Tom was shocked by this but responded with, "A good Cock Joke to you too?" The Soldier smiled and jumped onto the bed. He took out a pair of blue jeans and a black NG shirt and saluted once again. "Here's your Royal attire sir!" Tom looked at the clothes and took them. The Soldier led him to the bathroom and waited outside. When Tom came out all the Soldiers were gathered around April asking "Tits Pls!!!"

"Get the Fuck away from my wife!!!" Tom yelled. The Soldiers all drew back and the one soldier once again walked up to Tom. "Sir, your Royal Staff will arrive shortly. We are proud to finally have you in our world." Tom scratched his head and said, "What do you mean your world?" The Soldier motioned Tom to look outside and Tom agreed as he exited the room. When he stepped out side there wasn't a sun, but a giant mountain that had a black and white Tank that seemed to illuminate a light that contained various shades of orange and yellow, below stood a city full of life and Laughter.

Tom stepped back and shook his head. He couldn't believe that this was actually happening. His life's work had become real. Newgrounds was a living breathing environment. "This is amazing..." The Tankmen walked over to Tom and put his hand on his shoulder. "It's everything made by everyone." Tom smiled and yelled for April. She came out fully dressed and with a trail of Tankmen behind her. She looked at the scene and began to tear up. "Tom, is this real?" Tom nodded and put his hands on his waist. Suddenly, a pair of gloves appeared n his hands. Tom smiled and knew his new home was going to be a good one.

"Sir, the Royal staff awaits you in the Royal Office." The Tankmen saluted. Tom's expression went from satisfied to Overjoyed. The Tankmen led the way and Tom Skipped down the hallway. They stopped at a huge pair of doors Marked "Glenside Royal Office" Tom walked up to the doors and began to push. The doors didn't move an inch. Tom looked at April and she had an annoyed expression. The Tankmen chuckled as Tom pushed the door with all his might. "Sir, the way to open the door is by speaking your Username and Password. Tom turned red with embarrassment as all the Tankmen laughed. "Thanks you guys..." All the Tankmen saluted and marched away in a silly Fashion.

"TomFulp, ******" The Door slowly opened and revealed an exact replica of the real Glenside office. Everyone was there Stamper, Johnny, Mindchamber, Tim, Wade, Mike, and Ross. Surprisingly in a dark corner of the room was a lit cigarette. Tom slowly walked towards the figure until suddenly; a flame shot out from its hand and illuminated the darkness. "Ahoy, mate how the wife be?" It grinned. Tom's jaw dropped as a suave man with a flaming hand waved to him. It was Liljim in all of his British glory. "Jim, it's nice to see you again man how's it been?" Liljim just smiled and waved tom away. Tom looked at the couch and saw Wade and Stamper playing Gears of War. Tom tried to catch their attention, but Stamper shooed him away. Trying to pass his rejection of as cool Tom strolled over to Mindchamber. "So Mindchamber, what's good in the hood?" Tom spoke slyly. Mindchamber raised his fist and revealed his blue boxing glove. It seemed that everyone was on high tensions that day.

Tom went out side and went on the roof and there stood a man dressed in army attire with an eraser head hair doo. "Guile, is that you?!?" Tom shouted. Guile turned around and put up his fists. "Are you man enough to fight me?" Tom stepped back a bit and began to sweat. Guile charged towards Tom at full speed. Suddenly a man wearing a baseball cap and a NG shirt jumped forward. The Logo on the back of his shirt grew crimson red and everything went black. Several hitting noises could be heard and when the darkness faded Johnny Utah stood over a bloody Guile with his dick out. "Yo Tom, Tim says we have to get to work situating all the Users coming from the Real World." Tom sighed and smiled. "Alright right after a little breakfast!" Tim appeared behind Tom with glowing red eyes. "No, we do this now!" Tom turned around and spoke with a slight weakness in his voice. "But I'm hungry..." Tim sighed and walked away. "Whatever, I'm starting now!"