Chapter1: Evil Jesus, we have a problem

In the darkness of the British night a boy quietly enjoys his tea and crumpets. He sets down the cup and swallows his crumpet and turns back to his work. The room is only illuminated by his computer light and the only sound is that of continuous typing and clicking. His face is blank and he hasn't blinked since the last time he's taken a piss break into a mountain dew bottle. He slowly watches as the numbers and slashed flash across the screen. His desk is clattered with a mixture of gay porn and homework assignments he doesn't care though because he is on a breakthrough.
He takes a napkin and slightly dabs his forehead. The words "Danny" can be seen in fancy writing at the end. He tosses the napkin and it lands on a pile of books the books all fall on the keyboard. Numbers and slashes fly across the screen as the boy panics to clear the mess. After the dust settles he looks at the screen.
For a second everything goes dead silent and a single bead of sweat illuminated from the boy's brow.

Dan: I've done it...

Welcome to Paltalk!

EvilJ3sus signed in to the Newgrounds Fan room

EvilJ3sus: Hey Guys, I've been working on Programming and I think I've found out something that'll change the face of the internet forever!!!

Sean5892: Shut up BritFag

EvilJ3sus: Screw you Sean, I'm serious!

666Holla: Both of you shut up and just hold your dicks.

Sean5892: lul k.

EvilJ3sus: Alright, now as I was saying...
(Type Dotted)

666Holla: Nobody cares Evil now stop being a nub.
(Undotted)

EvilJ3sus: You guys'll see! I'll show you that I can make Epic things!

RyanNG has bounced EvilJ3sus from the room.

RyanNG: Hey Guys.

666Holla: Ryan, that wasn't necessary...

RyanNG: Yes it was.

666Holla: Yeah, you're right.

Burnzoid: Lul.

Danny threw his headset across the room and ran his hands through his hair. He look at his ceiling and screamed," I'LL SHOW THE FUCKERS!!! I'LL MAKE THIS WORLD A NEW ONE!!!" Danny turned to his computer and saved his custom program. He restarted his computer and logged on to his Account. Danny couldn't help but crack a smile as his program began to run without problems. "Three years... Three agonizing years and my project is finally complete..." The Screen went black and the computer began to type by itself.

Welcome EvilJ3sus to the Real Life internet program. Please enter Desired IP addresses:

Danny didn't know very many IPs so he entered:

/all

Suddenly the computer shut down and only his wireless modem was on. Danny sighed as his enthusiasm faded. All his work had Failed his Super Secret Program was a bust. Suddenly the Wireless modem lights when from green to a Blinding blue light. When the light touched Danny's face it when straight through him.
Danny felt a singing sensation and ran to a mirror. As he looked in the mirror his face slowly began to chip off like paint peeling off a car. Danny became light headed and slammed into the sink. Instead of crushing his skull it disappeared. Danny gave up all hope and collapsed onto the ground. When his body hit, it crumbled like dust and disappeared.

Edn Part1