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Reaperyami
I'm old.

Yami Tetsukaba @Reaperyami

Age 31, Male

Artist, Writer, Nger

Texas A&M University

College Station,TX

Joined on 2/5/06

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Posted by Reaperyami - September 14th, 2007


Chapter1: Evil Jesus, we have a problem

In the darkness of the British night a boy quietly enjoys his tea and crumpets. He sets down the cup and swallows his crumpet and turns back to his work. The room is only illuminated by his computer light and the only sound is that of continuous typing and clicking. His face is blank and he hasn't blinked since the last time he's taken a piss break into a mountain dew bottle. He slowly watches as the numbers and slashed flash across the screen. His desk is clattered with a mixture of gay porn and homework assignments he doesn't care though because he is on a breakthrough.
He takes a napkin and slightly dabs his forehead. The words "Danny" can be seen in fancy writing at the end. He tosses the napkin and it lands on a pile of books the books all fall on the keyboard. Numbers and slashes fly across the screen as the boy panics to clear the mess. After the dust settles he looks at the screen.
For a second everything goes dead silent and a single bead of sweat illuminated from the boy's brow.

Dan: I've done it...

Welcome to Paltalk!

EvilJ3sus signed in to the Newgrounds Fan room

EvilJ3sus: Hey Guys, I've been working on Programming and I think I've found out something that'll change the face of the internet forever!!!

Sean5892: Shut up BritFag

EvilJ3sus: Screw you Sean, I'm serious!

666Holla: Both of you shut up and just hold your dicks.

Sean5892: lul k.

EvilJ3sus: Alright, now as I was saying...
(Type Dotted)

666Holla: Nobody cares Evil now stop being a nub.
(Undotted)

EvilJ3sus: You guys'll see! I'll show you that I can make Epic things!

RyanNG has bounced EvilJ3sus from the room.

RyanNG: Hey Guys.

666Holla: Ryan, that wasn't necessary...

RyanNG: Yes it was.

666Holla: Yeah, you're right.

Burnzoid: Lul.

Danny threw his headset across the room and ran his hands through his hair. He look at his ceiling and screamed," I'LL SHOW THE FUCKERS!!! I'LL MAKE THIS WORLD A NEW ONE!!!" Danny turned to his computer and saved his custom program. He restarted his computer and logged on to his Account. Danny couldn't help but crack a smile as his program began to run without problems. "Three years... Three agonizing years and my project is finally complete..." The Screen went black and the computer began to type by itself.

Welcome EvilJ3sus to the Real Life internet program. Please enter Desired IP addresses:

Danny didn't know very many IPs so he entered:

/all

Suddenly the computer shut down and only his wireless modem was on. Danny sighed as his enthusiasm faded. All his work had Failed his Super Secret Program was a bust. Suddenly the Wireless modem lights when from green to a Blinding blue light. When the light touched Danny's face it when straight through him.
Danny felt a singing sensation and ran to a mirror. As he looked in the mirror his face slowly began to chip off like paint peeling off a car. Danny became light headed and slammed into the sink. Instead of crushing his skull it disappeared. Danny gave up all hope and collapsed onto the ground. When his body hit, it crumbled like dust and disappeared.

Edn Part1


Posted by Reaperyami - September 12th, 2007


Who Agrees?

Soft Taco Should've won best of August


Posted by Reaperyami - August 27th, 2007


Well, looks like school is back, and it wants my ass. My High School will undoubtedly rape me from day 1 so I'll be back later with details. Warning Low Levels Of Lulz Detected

~Reaperyami

Day 1

Shit, everyone hates me and all of my friends are dead. lol Kthnxbai

Day 3

Today at lunch I met a fellow Newgrounds User, we have formed an alliance.

Nuclear Lunch Detected


Posted by Reaperyami - August 16th, 2007


Seven Years of epic lulz gone just like that...


Posted by Reaperyami - August 15th, 2007


I love clock day!!! It's the only day that a civilian can rank up to a Police officer Amirite?


Posted by Reaperyami - August 4th, 2007


Meh, I tried. Guess I'm not fit for story making... Anyone think what I had before hand was any good?

~Reaperyami

Story


Posted by Reaperyami - July 21st, 2007


Chapter 1: Welcome to Paltalk

The Sun shined in on a bedroom filled with a vast collection of teenage paraphernalia. The bottle of baby oil shone like a flame next to the sleeping boy. The light awoke him, and he sat up with a blank look. Suddenly memories from the night before flashed through his head. " Paltalk... why was I on there last night?" He ran his hand through his hair and looked up. There on his ceiling was a lone sticker with the Newgrounds logo on it. Suddenly, he remembered why. " The Redesign! I was waiting for it!" The boy quickly hopped out of his bed and landed in his computer seat. He pushed the power button and the Windows XP logo appeared. "Welcome Matt." His desktop was ready for action.

He double clicked the firefox icon and a message appeared."You quit firefox unexpectedly in you last login. Would you like to restore your session?" Matt clicked yes and several tabs in the browser appeared. "Myspace, Hotmail, and Nick.com? My brother has been using my computer..." He Quickly exited Myspace and Nick.com. He logged into his hotmail account and began to check his inbox. "Spam, Spam, Spam, hey, free penis pills!" Matt clicked the link and instead of a sea of spam there was a picture of a man streching his ass open and a voice booming, "HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN" Matt quickly exited the browser and grabbed his chest."Jesus that scared the shit out of me! I hope nobody hea-" Matt heard a knock at his door."Matthew are you okay? It sounds like you are looking at gay porn." Matt bagan to sweat he quickly responded,"No mom, it was just Goatse!" There was a moment of silence and Matt heard fading footsteps. Matt sighed as he put away his copy of "Dan Malo Monthly"

Matt wiped the sweat from his brow and Double clicked the Paltalk Icon. The paltalk browser appeared and he typed up his username and password and the little bar saying "Logging into Paltalk" filled. Matt typed in Newgrounds in the search bar and turned on the adult feature. Matt clicked the "NG Fan room" which had an alarming number of users online. When the room opened up matt was welcomed to the Karaoke stylings of Burnizoid and a bunch of users saying,"WADE WHEN IS THE LAYOUT GOING TO BE DONE?!?" Matt broke a smile and said," Looks like Wade brought his whole myspace friends list."


Posted by Reaperyami - July 18th, 2007


I feel like making some short stories so if you happen to click this profile just leave suggestions or ask if you want me to create a story about you, but you'll have to give me a subject! ^.^
~Reaperyami

Short stories


Posted by Reaperyami - July 18th, 2007


I suck at making banners, but that one up there is an achivement in my book.

Banner


Posted by Reaperyami - July 17th, 2007


Hey, it's pretty sweet!