00:00
00:00
Reaperyami
I'm old.

Yami Tetsukaba @Reaperyami

Age 31, Male

Artist, Writer, Nger

Texas A&M University

College Station,TX

Joined on 2/5/06

Level:
26
Exp Points:
7,190 / 7,510
Exp Rank:
5,549
Vote Power:
6.76 votes
Rank:
Police Officer
Global Rank:
12,591
Blams:
170
Saves:
584
B/P Bonus:
10%
Whistle:
Normal
Medals:
92
Gear:
6

Reaperyami's News

Posted by Reaperyami - August 25th, 2008


brb guyz gtg to Skewl.


Posted by Reaperyami - August 18th, 2008


So my awesome country of Yamii has ran into a problem... Our national animal the mudkip is repopulating like jack rabbits!!! and well...

.
/* */

So I hear U liek eating mudkips


Posted by Reaperyami - May 29th, 2008


.
/* */
Gosh I love Dragonball... this is a scene I found on you tube that cracked me up.


Posted by Reaperyami - April 17th, 2008


So now we can Embed Videos?!? Wow, Newgrounds is constantly changing. Well, I just trying out this feature and well... Just watch...

.
/* */

.
/* */

.
/* */


Posted by Reaperyami - December 28th, 2007


I'm trying something new, Since I am the new proud owner of an Xbox360 Elite I get a little lonely on XBL. So I'm thinking there are gamers out there who feel the same... I propose making this news post a little database for everyone's Gamertag. So what are you guys waiting for? Post em'!!!

Gamertags

Reaperyami-(Reaperyami)

corbin-(CorbinNG)

New-Milkman-(Milkman2020)

Psycho-Simple-(xGBUKx Simple)

Black-Flame-(BlackFlameNG)

Williwowza-(Deadwired)

Seamonky-(SeamonkyNG)

Snype-(Snype AR)

Crue-(Crue The Cool)

Odyssic-(Odyssic)

GhandenHanden-(Ghanden)

EvilJesus- (Rumpoles)

kdfsjljklgjfg-(kdfsjljklgjfg)

tluck81-(luckycharm26)

NGCA-(I STiCKY TAPE I) [capital i's]

SHIT-TANK-(ZACH SAVAGE)

DA-freakshow-(erik77b)

PrivateJoker92-(ENAHX98)

UnknownFear-(UnknownFearNG)

Dumbassdude-(DumbassDudeNG)

Tommy -(Tommy SA)

BananaBreadMuffin -(BananaBM)

BlueFlameSkull -(BlueFlameSkull)

danpaladin-(danpaladin)

DirtySyko-(DirtySyk0)

Dejanus -(Dejanus)

Dobio-(Dobio)

Jonas -(JonasNG)

liljim -(liljimng)

MindChamber -(MindChamber)

36Holla -(Triple 6 Holla)

Wadefulp -(WadeNG)

Wesdood -(Wesdood)

SardonicSamurai -(SardonicSamurai)

SlipperyMooseCakes -(SlipperyMooseNG)

Monkey-Boy -(JoeAlcorn)

SniperWolf1564 -(SniperWolf1564)

Dsmano -(Dsmano)

Jaketheclonetrooper -(J4K31337)

BrAddErZ958 - (BrAddErZ958)

CopperChaos - (SableCopper)

technodude79 - (stevensundin92)

TECh2o - (Tech2o)

*Gamertags in Parenthesis().*

Thanks goes to Cornbin and Black-flame for a majority of the names.

Gamertags


Posted by Reaperyami - November 13th, 2007


Dear Newgrounders,

Which comic book should I read? I've recently found a little collection of comic books at my local goodwill and I can't decide which one I should read. Tis' is why I come to you in my time of need to help me choose from the following:

a)"Resurrection Man" Issue #19
b)"Earth X" Issue#1/2
c)"The Authority"Issue#8
d)"The darkness" Issue#?
e)"The Darkness"Issue#1
f)"Man of the Atom"Issue#1
g)"Superman The Man of Steel" (Gangs of metropolis pt2 Faces of Death)Issue#124
h)Tales From The Crypt: The Vault of Horror

So Newgrounders... Live or Die, Make your choice...

Comic Books!!!


Posted by Reaperyami - October 14th, 2007


Well I went to the mall today and I found my one true love... Suspenders!!! Now I shall wear suspenders 24/7 and with a boner to boot!!! Mwhahahaha!!!

Wait, who the hell is that guy?

Suspeneder Mania!!!


Posted by Reaperyami - October 4th, 2007


This is the only time you'll ever see me fab.
:3 Enjoy

Breast Cancer Awareness Month.


Posted by Reaperyami - September 30th, 2007


Chapter3: The Realm of Newgrounds

Tom opens his eyes and he's lying in a bed next to April. He quickly sits up and looks around the room. Their bed is a luscious queen sized bed with satin sheets, the frame seems to be covered with real gold, and the room has a painting of Pico killing Kassandra.

"What the hell is this...?" Suddenly a bunch of men in black and white suit surrounded the bed. Tom woke April up and pointed to the men. She wiped her eyes and looked again. They were as real as Tom's breast implants. One of the soldiers walked up to the bed and saluted Tom. "Good Cock Joking morning sir!" Tom was shocked by this but responded with, "A good Cock Joke to you too?" The Soldier smiled and jumped onto the bed. He took out a pair of blue jeans and a black NG shirt and saluted once again. "Here's your Royal attire sir!" Tom looked at the clothes and took them. The Soldier led him to the bathroom and waited outside. When Tom came out all the Soldiers were gathered around April asking "Tits Pls!!!"

"Get the Fuck away from my wife!!!" Tom yelled. The Soldiers all drew back and the one soldier once again walked up to Tom. "Sir, your Royal Staff will arrive shortly. We are proud to finally have you in our world." Tom scratched his head and said, "What do you mean your world?" The Soldier motioned Tom to look outside and Tom agreed as he exited the room. When he stepped out side there wasn't a sun, but a giant mountain that had a black and white Tank that seemed to illuminate a light that contained various shades of orange and yellow, below stood a city full of life and Laughter.

Tom stepped back and shook his head. He couldn't believe that this was actually happening. His life's work had become real. Newgrounds was a living breathing environment. "This is amazing..." The Tankmen walked over to Tom and put his hand on his shoulder. "It's everything made by everyone." Tom smiled and yelled for April. She came out fully dressed and with a trail of Tankmen behind her. She looked at the scene and began to tear up. "Tom, is this real?" Tom nodded and put his hands on his waist. Suddenly, a pair of gloves appeared n his hands. Tom smiled and knew his new home was going to be a good one.

"Sir, the Royal staff awaits you in the Royal Office." The Tankmen saluted. Tom's expression went from satisfied to Overjoyed. The Tankmen led the way and Tom Skipped down the hallway. They stopped at a huge pair of doors Marked "Glenside Royal Office" Tom walked up to the doors and began to push. The doors didn't move an inch. Tom looked at April and she had an annoyed expression. The Tankmen chuckled as Tom pushed the door with all his might. "Sir, the way to open the door is by speaking your Username and Password. Tom turned red with embarrassment as all the Tankmen laughed. "Thanks you guys..." All the Tankmen saluted and marched away in a silly Fashion.

"TomFulp, ******" The Door slowly opened and revealed an exact replica of the real Glenside office. Everyone was there Stamper, Johnny, Mindchamber, Tim, Wade, Mike, and Ross. Surprisingly in a dark corner of the room was a lit cigarette. Tom slowly walked towards the figure until suddenly; a flame shot out from its hand and illuminated the darkness. "Ahoy, mate how the wife be?" It grinned. Tom's jaw dropped as a suave man with a flaming hand waved to him. It was Liljim in all of his British glory. "Jim, it's nice to see you again man how's it been?" Liljim just smiled and waved tom away. Tom looked at the couch and saw Wade and Stamper playing Gears of War. Tom tried to catch their attention, but Stamper shooed him away. Trying to pass his rejection of as cool Tom strolled over to Mindchamber. "So Mindchamber, what's good in the hood?" Tom spoke slyly. Mindchamber raised his fist and revealed his blue boxing glove. It seemed that everyone was on high tensions that day.

Tom went out side and went on the roof and there stood a man dressed in army attire with an eraser head hair doo. "Guile, is that you?!?" Tom shouted. Guile turned around and put up his fists. "Are you man enough to fight me?" Tom stepped back a bit and began to sweat. Guile charged towards Tom at full speed. Suddenly a man wearing a baseball cap and a NG shirt jumped forward. The Logo on the back of his shirt grew crimson red and everything went black. Several hitting noises could be heard and when the darkness faded Johnny Utah stood over a bloody Guile with his dick out. "Yo Tom, Tim says we have to get to work situating all the Users coming from the Real World." Tom sighed and smiled. "Alright right after a little breakfast!" Tim appeared behind Tom with glowing red eyes. "No, we do this now!" Tom turned around and spoke with a slight weakness in his voice. "But I'm hungry..." Tim sighed and walked away. "Whatever, I'm starting now!"


Posted by Reaperyami - September 15th, 2007


Chapter2: It has Spread

The sound of a car pulling up in a drive way can be heard. The car stops and only the radio can be heard. It soon fades and another track plays:

I saw her, yea I saw her
With her black tongue tied round the roses

A fist pounding on a vending machine
Toy diamond ring stuck on her finger
With a noose she can hang from the sun
And put it out with her dark sunglasses
Walking crooked down the beach
She spits on the sand
Where their bones are bleaching

And I know I'm gonna steal her eye
She doesn't even know what's wrong
And I know I'm gonna make her die
Take her where her soul belongs
And I know I'm gonna steal her eye
Nothing that I wouldn't try

Hey, my sun-eyed girl
Hey, my sun-eyed girl
My sun-eyed girl
Hey, my sun-eyed girl

I saw her, yea I saw her
With her hands tied back
Rags a' burnin'
Calling out from a landfilled life
Scrawlin' her name upon the ceiling
Throw a coin in a fountain of dust
White noise, BELLS are ringing
Got a ticket for my midnight hanging
Throw a bullet from a freight train leaving

And I know I'm gonna steal her eye
She doesn't even know what's wrong
And I know I'm gonna make her die
Take her where her soul belongs
And I know I'm gonna steal her eye
Nothing that I wouldn't try

Hey, my sun-eyed girl
Hey, my sun-eyed girl
My sun-eyed girl
Hey, my sun-eyed girl

Hey, my sun-eyed girl
Hey,my sun-eyed girl
My cyanide girl
Hey, my sun-eyed girl

Hey, my sun-eyed girl
Hey, my sun-eyed girl
My sun-eyed girl
Hey, sun-eyed girl girl

The track fades and the man turns off the stereo. He opens the car door and steps out. At first the Setting sun blocks his features, but as he walks to his door they become more visible. He's wearing sneakers, sweatpants, and a sweat stained grey shirt. As he opens the door he is met by his lovely wife open arms and all. She smiles and jumps into his arms. He smiles weakly as the time at the gym has worn his arms down and he struggles to carry her. If this was any other day he would've been able to carry her in one arm, but he's pushed himself so much that he sets her down gently and collapses on the ground.

April: Tom, you've gotta stop pushing yourself so hard.

Time passes and Tom gets ready for bed. He showers and brushes his teeth. As he exits the bathroom his stomach begins to growl. Working out on an empty stomach has taken its toll. He drags himself into the kitchen and opens his microwave there is a nice golden brown biscuit waiting for him. He smiles as he slathers butter and honey within the biscuit's center. The biscuit seemed to jump into his mouth as it slowly melted into a goopy mixture of Honey, butter, and biscuit. As it dropped into his bowel he made his way into the bathroom to brush his teeth again. As the bristles scraped against his blinding white teeth, a pair of skinny arms wrapped around his waist. He looked in the mirror and saw his wife smiling.

April: Tommy, what was that funny movie with a banana?

Tom: Um, Banana Phone?

April: Oh yeah, Thanks!!!

April disappeared into the computer room. Tom rinsed and took out a can of Gilet shaving cream. He spread the gel across his smooth face and began to shave. Though he still had not gained any facial hair he still shaved so that he'd look "cool" As he washed his face he saw a blue beam of light shoot across the door way. He ignored it and finished washing up. As he left the bathroom Tom passed through the beam. At first Tom continued walking normally, but after a second his legs stopped and his upper half fell off. Tom panicked as he watched his lower half slowly fade away. He realized April was still in the computer room. Tom began to drag himself to the room. As he trudged on beams of light shot through his body. At last he had made it into the room and saw April crying in a corner he dragged him self over to her and held he tight. She to had begun to fade, and tom new that these could be his last moments. He looked around the room for something to save his wife and himself, but there was nothing. In his final moments he looked at the source of the light and it revealed itself as the computer's modem.

Comments would be appreciated.